vibrators.

man's worst enemy.

they're now working their way into the parts of your day when you don't have to be knickerless and randy.
sneaky little bastards.





it's like Troy, but with more orgasms and less splinters.

neglect.

I am sorry, self.
I've been neglecting you.

Been too busy with uni (aka pee pee soaked heck hole) and taking too many photos of people with shit hair out in Civic while balancing a rum on my knee.


Will post said pictures when I'm not on the nod.